The Watch
Our watches are drop shipped items from wholesale manufacturers. The Metal Watch Company does not manufacture, design or create any watches. No matter what the AI tells you below as it weaves a fun narrative about our company. Know that the only real thing, is the watch. If you buy it, we will ship it to you.
But be warned, the descriptions written by AI, are aspirational not factual. As I was creating the site I wanted to believe what the AI wrote about the Metal Watch Company. Perhaps someday we will soar so high and achieve such quality in craftsmanship. But for now, the watches are mass produced and drop shipped. Though hopefully still of decent quality! Let me know!
About Us
We Are a Modern Watch Company
Our entire business plan and story is generated by AI with the starting prompt: could you write me a short epic tale about starting a business selling wood watches followed by an expansion prompt of “would you mind adding some details about competing with the evil brick watch company?” You see this whole website, built over a week stems from the following tweet:
I saw the Brick Watch Company and thought to myself. I wonder if with the assistance of AI and some drop-shipping plugins I could make a watch company as well. And what a better product to sell as the Metal Watch Company than Wood Watches. And that’s it, that’s the whole story. Perhaps if I sell enough wood watches here, I will make enough money to purchase a metal watch from the brick watch company. Anyways, check them out at brickwatchcompany.com
Story as written by AI
Our Story & Mission
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived a young entrepreneur named Ryan. Ryan had a passion for crafting beautiful, one-of-a-kind wood watches. With determination and hard work, he set out to create a successful business selling his unique creations.
Ryan started by crafting his first few wood watches by hand, using only the finest quality materials and the most intricate designs. As word of his talent spread, demand for his creations grew. Soon, Ryan was inundated with orders from all over the kingdom.
To keep up with the demand, Ryan started the Metal Watch Company. He hired a team of skilled craftsmen to help him create his beautiful wood watches, as well as expand into crafting leather watches. Together, they worked tirelessly to ensure that each and every watch was crafted to perfection.
As the business grew, the Metal Watch Company began to branch out, offering a wider variety of wood and leather watch styles and designs. They also started attending trade shows and markets, where they were able to showcase their creations to a wider audience.
However, as their success grew, so did the envy of their rivals. The evil Brick Watch Company, known for their low-quality brick watches, began to spread rumors and lies about the Metal Watch Company in a desperate attempt to steal their customers.
The Brick Watch Company’s watches were made from cheap, poorly-crafted bricks that were prone to falling apart and breaking. Despite this, the Brick Watch Company tried to convince customers that their watches were just as good, if not better, than the Metal Watch Company’s creations.
But the Metal Watch Company was not deterred. They continued to focus on creating the finest wood and leather watches in the land, and their loyal customers remained faithful. In the end, the Brick Watch Company’s deceit was exposed, and they were forced to shut their doors for good.
Thanks to their dedication and hard work, the Metal Watch Company soon became known as the premier destination for high-quality wood and leather watches. Their creations were sought after by royalty and commoners alike, and they became known as the master craftsmen of the land.
And so, with hard work, dedication, and a passion for their craft, the Metal Watch Company built a successful business selling their beautiful wood and leather watches, and lived happily ever after. The end.
Crafting the Finest Quality Wood and Leather Watches
The Metal Watch Company’s mission is to create the finest quality wood and leather watches in the land, using only the finest materials and the most intricate designs. We strive to provide our customers with unique, one-of-a-kind creations that will be cherished for a lifetime.
Providing the Highest Level of Service and Craftsmanship
Our mission at the Metal Watch Company is to provide our customers with the highest level of service and craftsmanship. We take pride in every watch we create, and our team of skilled craftsmen work tirelessly to ensure that each and every one is crafted to perfection.
Becoming the Premier Destination for High-Quality Wood and Leather Watches
The Metal Watch Company’s mission is to become the premier destination for high-quality wood and leather watches. We aim to provide our customers with a wide variety of styles and designs to choose from, and to always exceed their expectations in terms of quality and customer service.
Sarah Sharp
Lead Designer
Meet Sarah, the lead designer at the Metal Watch Company. With a passion for crafting unique and beautiful timepieces, Sarah has been creating stunning wood and leather watches for over 10 years. She is known for her attention to detail and her ability to create one-of-a-kind designs that are coveted by customers all over the kingdom.
Sarah’s designs have been featured in numerous trade shows and markets, and she has won numerous awards for her outstanding craftsmanship. She is an integral part of the Metal Watch Company’s success, and her talent and dedication are unmatched in the world of watchmaking.
Joe Walsh
Watch Maker
Meet Joe, the master watch maker at the Metal Watch Company. With over 20 years of experience in the art of watchmaking, Joe is known for his exceptional skill and attention to detail. He has trained with some of the finest watch makers in the world, and has honed his craft to create truly stunning timepieces.
Joe is responsible for overseeing the creation of every watch at the Metal Watch Company, ensuring that each one is crafted to perfection. His passion for his work is unmatched, and his dedication to quality is evident in every watch he creates.
In his spare time, Joe enjoys tinkering with new watch-making techniques and exploring the latest advancements in the field. He is constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the world of watchmaking, and his talent and expertise make him an invaluable member of the Metal Watch Company team.
Ryan Edick
Founder
The AI may have embelleshed my watchmaking skills a bit. None of the watches made on this website are made by me but here’s my AI bio!
Meet Ryan Edick, the founder and sole proprietor of the Metal Watch Company. With a passion for both programming and design, Ryan has built the Metal Watch Company from the ground up, creating stunning wood and leather watches that are coveted by customers all over the kingdom.
Ryan is a self-taught programmer and designer, and his unique combination of skills has allowed him to create a truly one-of-a-kind business. He is responsible for every aspect of the Metal Watch Company, from the design of the watches to the creation of the website and everything in between.
Despite the fact that the other bios on this page are for fake people, Ryan is a real person and the only person running the Metal Watch Company. He is dedicated to creating the finest quality wood and leather watches, and his passion and expertise are unmatched in the world of watchmaking.